Sometimes you read something and it makes you stop, shake your head in disbelief and wonder how some people can be so stupid that they barely have the mental wherewithall to put one foot in front of the other. Few things corrupt the human mind more than religion and blind nationalism. Combine the two and that unholy union produces the worst kind of loud-mouthed assholes.

According to this article, the number 2 guy in Al-Qaida blames Obama for the Israeli attacks in Gaza. Ayman al-Zawahiri is accusing the president-elect of not doing anything to stop the Israeli offensive. He then goes on to spout more of the same tired rhetoric that would be laughable were it not for the atrocities these idiots carry out in the name of their religion.

So according to Ali Baba Ganoush there, who probably recorded his mindless blathering in a turd-stenched cave on his Sesame Street tape recorder, America hates Islamic countries because we didn’t tell Israel to let them continue their unprovoked rocket attacks without consequence. And who’s primarily to blame? The president-elect. The guy who isn’t in power yet and can officially do dick about anything at this point.

Here’s a couple of tips for ol’ Yousef Mahalalalala and all the other goat rapers who like to talk big while cowering under a mountain and sitting in their own piss:

1. Learn a little bit about the process before you denounce it. You certainly wouldn’t attack a cat because it can’t bark like a Saint Bernard. Or maybe you would. Because you’re completely batshit crazy.
2. You can’t call for the destruction of America and then expect us to help you. Maybe your Sharia law advocates being a total asshole at all times. Maybe you won awards for being “Most Obnoxious” at Complete Dickhead Training Camp. But the world owes you two things, pal: jack and shit. If you insist on being a douche and then whining for help, you can expect a middle finger from any nation with half a set of balls.

One thing is abundantly clear. Ayman al-Zawahiri needs to be cock-punched repeatedly by Kimbo Slice.